I recently had a blast reading about Kate Middletown, Duchess of Cambridge, and how many children she wants in total – You won’t believe how many kids Kate Middletown wants! She wants 4 in total, so here I share why Kate Middletown can have 4 kids, but I can’t. I know four it’s a fair number, not that shocking but seriously, if I was Kate Middletown I would also want a conservative number like that. I mean, why not? she is a princess, and has an army of help that would make having four kids a truly easy experience – except the being pregnant part, for that alone any woman is my hero.
And please don’t get me wrong, I adore Kate. She is one classy lady – I love her style, I want her style. She’s so proper but seems kind of human at the same time. You won’t find any negative commentary here because I do like her, but if I could imagine my life as a monarch who already has two perfectly looking children – oh who by the way are also in line for the throne of England – my husband is a prince who will be king, and I’m a princess and will be queen, well hell yeah, I’ll plan to have at least four kids.
Why Kate Middletown Can Have 4 Kids, But I Can’t…
1. I can barely manage with the two I have – My sanity as a human being is hurting right now- four people (my husband, my daughter, my son and me) expect me to know all that has happened, will happen, plan and execute accordingly, I seriously need a couple of assistants kind of like Kate. If I had an assistant for me, for each of my kids, and one for my husband; Well yes sir, sign me up for another 2 because then I could be sane.
2. Oh that’s right, I don’t have a fab styling squad – if only in my dreams, if I could have Kate’s hair stylist, make up stylist, clothing stylist, anything “stylist” and reason number 1 is taken care of, well, of course, I will another two kids. I mean I don’t have to worry about looking gorgeous any time, all the time.
3. Where is the money? – I mean common, to take care of 1 and 2, I need cash. All my assistants and stylists need to get paid for all their good work. And this is where I come up short, no sorry – I tried to convince my husband, and he laughed in my face. He said well her husband is a prince, future king who has lived a life of luxury and will never have any money problems – OK, thanks love, got it! but you are still my king.
4. Just having another kid is news! – That’s right, I remember now, when I had my first two kids, it was not reported all over the world. I did blast it on facebook but that doesn’t count. Wow, if the act alone of having a kid would give me that kind of publicity, then in a selfish kind of way, you have to admit that’s kind of cool.
However, because of these four reasons I really can’t have more than the two I have. But like I said, I don’t criticize Kate because in her case, for sure I would consider having four – not sure if I would actually have the four, but definitively will consider it. For now, I guess I’ll just live through Kate my fantasy of being a princess that can dream of having four kids without a worry.